8/30/2012

1. Why can't adults order off of the kids menu? Technically I understand why (it has to do with benjamins, and as they say "cash rules everything around me") but sometimes it's the perfect amount.

2. Coffee is delightful. In the mornings it genuinely makes me excited to wake up. I really have that joyful moment of like "hot damn! I get to drink coffee today!" When we are travelling (especially on road trips) I have minor freak outs over if we will be able to find acceptable coffee the next morning. First world problems, I know.

3. Hummers. The SUV (you dirty birds). I hate them. And if you drive one? I automatically know you're a douche. Attention Hummer drivers, if you're offended for being called a douche, don't drive a hummer.

4. Why is it that automatically when I am walking I assume I have the right of way pretty much all the time and that drivers are maniacs and disrespectful. Yet, when I am a driver, I think the same about people walking. 

5. Trader Joes wine has ruined me for normal wine (i.e. any wine not in a box). Now in the wine store I can't help but think "jesus! $10 for a bottle of wine? Do they think I live in a mansion and mainline crushed gold flakes when not bathing tigers milk and being attended to by a fleet of baby otters?" As I live far far away from a Trader Joes and consume boxed wine like it is, in fact, a giant adult juice box, I have this thought more often than I would care to admit.

This is a picture of a dead bird from New Orleans that I thought was so lovely and rather poetic in a way. As a former english major I can read too much into almost anything! Also? This is not the first photo I have taken of a dead bird. Judge freely.