I know you thought this year you would get the best of me. What with conferences at work, guests nearly every weekend, a wedding in Florida that we will be driving to (and thus be gone for 10 days in the middle of December) and my coming-to-Jesus realization that it is already November, ahem, last weekend. . . But you were wrong Christmas. You were so wrong. I'm officially calling it. Christmas? I am CRUSHING you! I'm in the spirit, I've got subtle decoration plans (alas no tree since it will only die and become a fire hazard) I've gotten half my presents already, plans for the rest, and John and my mothers stockings all finished, also a gingerbread house decorating party planned wherein I MAKE gingerbread siding. Ha ha! Take that! I'm jolly as FUCK and not stressed in the least. Check and mate Christmas.
Xoxox,
Lulu
Yeah! Take that Christmas!!!!!
ReplyDeleteNo No No. You have been outflanked. By putting all your time into Christmas and getting in the spirit you have let Thanksgiving slip through the cracks. Screw you Christmas for stealing another thankful soul and crushing it with your weighty pressure!
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