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Reason #9648843156 why having one bathroom sucks: when you misread the time on a wedding invitation and MUST shower, do hair, etc (as your on day four of "being green" as you like to call it---otherwise known as not showering) to be at reception ASAP, and your showered and coiffed husband beats you to it for his second shower of the day because ????

If you smell a wedding guest before you see her...it might be me. Sorry.