This just in......

There's a giant spider living in my cubicle. You maybe can't tell in this photo, but he is big. I did not discover him, but I'm proclaiming myself his guardian. I figure if he has made it to his current size and I have never seen him before, he must be both unobtrusive and also eating some serious cubicle buggage. So I will leave him be and hope that he doesn't lay eggs in my tea when I'm not looking. Also that he doesn't eat my fish. He is big enough that he totally could, but hopefully they have some peace treaty and my fish is safe.