Worst Photos

Someone needs a full length mirror in their house, a photographer, or to find a better source for mirrors other than freaking bathrooms. By "someone" I mean "me".

Sometimes I wish even at work we had uniforms. Getting up and feeding myself is sometimes too much to handle. Picking out an outfit? Swing and a miss. Today I am sporting a top by Vince, pants by Vince, shoes by jcrew, and a totally awesome shark tooth pendant (very Givenchy, except real and not ten times the size and covered in gold.......other than that EXACTLY the same!) given to me by a man on the beach in South Carolina. He is retired and goes fossil hunting all over the country in his spare time! This reaffirms what I already knew: I want to retire right now please.

Also I'm having a good hair day. By good i mean large and messy. This makes up for a lot.